Jerry
Nobody invited him. Nobody planned him. One day there was a blue unicorn on Base, and he decided he lived here now.
Jerry was the very first token ever launched on Base through Launchly. No presale, no plan, no permission. He walked onto the chain, found the coldest hill around and planted a flag in it.
He has been there ever since. The hill is home now. The planets in the sky are probably his too, he just has not checked.
Jerry is a unicorn. He has a horn. It is silver, it spirals, and it sits right there on his head where anyone can see it.
And yet, every single day, somebody calls him a horse. This is the great struggle of his life. Type the word anywhere on this site and see what happens.
Blueberries. Mostly blueberries. Frozen ones are the best ones. He keeps an emergency stash in the snow and he knows exactly how many are in it.
Dessert is ice cream, and only two flavors count: Blue Raspberry and Super Kid. He refuses to pick a favorite. To wash it down, a cold can of Jerry Slurp.
Jerry lives in ice caves on purpose. He licks glaciers for fun. A warm day is a personal attack, and when the snow starts falling his mood goes straight up.
His best friend is $BDGR, the honey badger. The chill unicorn and the fearless badger. Nobody knows how it works. It just does.
Sightings from around the hill. He did not ask to be photographed. He never does.
He is chill. Until he is not.
Head down, full charge, zero hesitation. The horn exists for a reason and this is the reason.
Jerry believes in Base so hard it turns into a physical force. Opponents leave confused and weirdly motivated.
The temperature drops forty degrees and everyone slows down. Jerry does not notice. He is always this cold.
He licks the opponent. Directly. Nobody ever sees it coming and it has never once failed.
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